liarliarpantsonfire

why is alex lying? why isnt my beautiful 6 year old calico moving? my baby... WHERE IS HER TAIL? WHY IS IT MISSING? I BET HE TOOK ITFORSHITSANDGIIGLESOR SARAH DID IT, IKNEW SHE HATEDME. I KNEW SHE WAS STILL ALIVE, THAT GODDAMN ARM HADNT STARTED TO ROT. GOOOOOD DAMN THAR ARM HAUNTING ME ISNT FUNNY SARAH. alexwhywontthepersoninthewindowleavemealoooooooooooooooone. gilbert, if you leave me too im eating you, asshole fish.

Feverish

My ankle is finally down to normal, should have mentioned that the other day. I'm not in school today, nor did I go yesterday cause I came down with a horrible fever. Like, really bad, I'm sure it compares to a bad acid trip even though I've never done drugs before. 


At one point, I was throwing my stuffed animals at the window, because I thought something or Sarah was out to get me. Which is strange, since I never really talked to her in school, nor did see her before she went missing. I'm staring out my window now, still feeling the effects of this fucking fever since I haven't taken anything to make it go down today... Hahaha, hello person in the window. Say hello.

Bella doesn't look happy and neither does Gilbert, who's trying to hide behind the castle in his bowl. I think I'm just gonna go back to sleep before I see worse waking nightmare hallucinations. Fucking fever...

-Chelle

Birthday

So, today I turned 18. I'm legal.


School was alright. Yesterday everyone was reluctant to go, but today it was normal as could be. Had English, found out the Canterbury Tales is just as racy as Shakespear's work, lmao.


I drew some fucked up abomination of a drawing. Yay. Maybe I'll post it later. Maybe.


 Alex got me a goldfish. She says I'm lucky she didn't let them starve like last time. I named him Gilbert after the goldfish cracker, and Gilbert from Pandora Hearts. He's got black markings along his tail, I think he's gorgeous.


After school, we went straight to the mall to D and B. First we got ice cream, then we got our points to play to our hearts content. I had a conniption when Alex took a fucking picture of me with her camera while I was eating; She KNOWS how much I hate cameras! We played games, got me a large plush of a candy from that giant ass claw machine, the works.


My ears started buzzing at one point (You've felt that before, right? Like in silence, but it's... It's creepy and annoying, that noise coming from inside your head.) and I thought I saw a guy in a suit I knew, some lanky guy. I felt the urge to go towards him to check, but Alex pulled me off to trade in our tickets before I could check if it was just my eyes playing tricks on me.


Ignoring my weird feeling growing in my stomach, I got a giant gummy bear the size of my freaking head. It was bitchin, but I couldn't finish eating it. I DID manage to finish the head though. I felt better then.

Currently, we're at my house, celebrating with the black forest cake I spent the night before cussing over and trying to get it to look right. I was titillated by this cake. TITILLATED! That means exited. :D


Snuck a cherry already, hoping to get a large slice.


Oh yeah, I forgot to mention; My dad got me a pretty bracelet with bone in it, and....

Drumroll....

Get ready...

A laptop. A fucking laptop. So now I guess Ally gets to keep the one we bought, I feel retarded, I'm wondering WHEN my dad started trusting me again, and I'm a little happy. I get anxious without technology or someone to communicate with, for some reason.

So, all in all, my birthday was bitchin. Gotta go now to blow out my candles.

-Chelle

Better day than Alex, I guess

Only because we did Jeopardy-style review in Marine Science. My team, which we had all agreed to call Team Squirtle [Pokemon], was tied with Team [Insert a nicer part of where we live in Florida here, with an 'A' at the end to gangsterify it], and then the last question tie breaker put us in second place. It was still fun, especially since my team relied on me and a friend the whole time and kept fist bumping us when we got it right almost every time. A class about sea creatures has never been so epic.


Pre-Calculus throws me off though. Why do I need it, anyways? It makes me feel like a retard with everything the teacher says. He reminds me of a turtle too, with his wide eyes that look like they're about to pop out and his neck. Oh god, it's so turtle-y...


And, to answer Alex's post, the language I am taking is Spanish II. ¡Hola! ¿Como estas?
Before anyone asks, yes, I had to learn how to type the gosh darn tildes and upside down stuff. :\


Oh yeah, I had another nightmare last night. I  remember I felt very uncomfortable, somebody had pulled out a camera and was trying to film me... God helps the person who tries to even take my picture, I'll beat their ass into the ground and burn their camera in my fire pit. Everyone knows I hate the goddamned things...


Asides the nightmare starting my day, everything was alright. My cat Bella is currently rubbing against my leg, so I'm going to feed her now.
-Chelle